Fake Leberkäs' Salad

I know, I know ... I admit it could prove to be tough to go shopping for vegetarian Leberkäse in Indonesia and Botsuana ... So please don't get annoyed with us and consider this Germanic oddity just for your folksy entertainment. For us Hamburgers, believe me, it is as exotic an experiment as it may seem for you.

Fake Leberkäse, a soy product, readily available at your valued supermarket. If not, complain
Cornichons, pickled cucumbers, gurken
radishes
fresh parsley
the added avocado, of course, is totally out of place and I would be ashamed to admit where it came from, but was kind of nice

olive oil
a shallot
whole grain Dijon mustard
salt, pepper
white wine vinegar
some honey, honey

*** supporting material:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-22624104
http://www.newstatesman.com/world-affairs/2013/05/germany-most-popular-country-world-and-i-can-see-why