Spicy Avocado Zucchini Tomato Colour Explosion Salad

Even this summer is unlikely to get any brighter, and hotter, than this:

Avocado, cubes
yellow zucchini
cherry tomatoes
some parsley for topping

For the neon orange dressing, we are taking advantage of Wunder's absence this week. Some like it not-so-hot, if I may say so.

1 small onion/shallot, and a tiny bit of fresh garlic chopped so finely it is almost purreed - you could also blend it.
sambal oelek, more than usual
3 teaspoons of mayonnaise
lemon juice
olive oil
salt, sugar

Sunglasses, for looking at it.
All time top ten, dead serious.

Am I learning, or what?