Irish Moon Landing

The moon is made out of cheese, we all know that. What is not so widely known is that it is in fact made out Irish Cheddar, and that the Irish were first in conquering it (thus the green flag).

So: Someone will have to grate the celeriac. And the carrots, unless you want to use jarred.
Smoked tofu, here we go again. Chop finely.
Radish, some, slice.
Cheddar, chop
Shallot
Some parsley
Pumpkin seeds

Dressing
Barbecue sauce
Olive oil
A little twist of lemon juice
Orange marmalade
Salt, pepper.